goofs
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Judging
Tiyan: *judges*
Lerrel: Stay away, bad dog. Better hide, tbh.
Lorian: Kidnapper, grows sharp teeth when no one watches. Also stay away, bad cat.
Leira: I would want to marry, but she finds me funny.
Nostel: She makes me feel like I had worms under my skin.
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Existence
Tiyan: *exists*
Lerrel: Better not.
Lorian: Disappointed with the universe.
Leira: I don’t know if to curse or cry with joy.
Nostel: More, more!
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Gods
Tiyan: You look like a cursed fallen god. I can’t even. Stop attacking me with your goddamn glamour.
Lorian *with a smirk, intensifies glamour* Fallen? Why fallen? Try harder.
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Orange Cat
Tiyan: I will never agree to work for a fae. They are cold-blooded murderers, a bane of humankind. Nothing will force me to go with their ploy!
Also, Tiyan: This bath is so scenty, I love it. The light dances on the walls, how pretty. I will uncork this bottle, how beautiful, and unusual.
The coherence of an orange cat.
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Spies
What do you think about the prophecy?
Lerrel: Only fools depend on them. I still think kritars would at least slow down the god souls.
Rissel: Risky. Very risky. I actually don’t trust anything that is closed for ages behind shadow-guarded doors.
Arlis: Besides, this particular prophecy is forbidden and not without a good reason.
Lorian: While you were afraid to move with single finger, I found the Fox, gave him power and now brought him to the palace.
Lerrel: You are a fool then.
Lorian: He is at my service and you know what that means.
Rissel: ?
Lorian: More spies to look at you when you love, when you hate and when you think no one hears how you curse on our father, wishing him death.
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Light Fun
What do you like most in human servants?
Lerrel: They obey every word. It’s easy to order them, because they are stupid and weak.
Rissel: They are so unusual. Without magic and ears, they seem almost unreal, like a gossamer so easy to tear…
Arlis: They are amusing to tempt with glamour. A light fun, noone gets hurt.
Lorian: Some of them are my spies and tell me everything about my unaware brothers.
Arlis: …
Rissel: !!!
Lerrel: ?
Lorian: They will be even more eager to do so, when they hear what you’ve said today.
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Well…
Lorian: You can trust me. I am an embodiment of goodwill. If you serve me well, you will bask in my glory and your cup will be always full. I treat my humans humanely.
Also Lorian: … but if you serve me bad, your blood will be cursed till the tenth generation. If you will be able even to get that far.